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Pee is for Paris

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Pee is for Paris

Oui oui, Paris is the city of light, romance, fashion and fine food. But what happens after finishing that bottle of champagne when nature calls while you’re strolling down the Champs-Élysées?  Welcome to peeing in Paris. 

Quel problème?
When a city of 2.1 million people has over 30 million visitors a year, it’s obvious that there are only so many thrones one can install without chipping too much into a palace’s royal rooms.  But as a tourist who recently experienced the perils of public peeing, I observed a few things that could make or break your day.
Not even a Royal Throne
The grand Palace of Versailles is sight to behold—enough to distract any bladder until the end.  Alas, I almost missed my tour bus because I had to wait 30 minutes in a line to go to the loos.  And listen to over-tanned Russians having an argument—probably about why the bloody hell people were taking so long.
Waiting
Maybe it’s a chick thing, but I swear some women were in there for a minimum of 10 minutes.  Are they reading Madame Bovary?  Doing their Lancôme makeup? Searching for wrinkles?  It takes an average of 30 seconds to pee.  Surely anything else can wait. The men have the right strategy: there never seems to be a line.
Pee-pay
I found it strange that in the land of ‘Liberty, equality, fraternity’ that one would charge others to pee.  Yes, the equivalent of Australian 75 cents is not too bad, but imagine that multiplied by three times a day x 21 days.  Or even then, at a café, having to buy a drink—which could range from $3 to up to $9—to use the loo.  At least in Vienna, spending a penny to spend a penny gets you into a burgundy silk-coated room with gilt edging and a Mozart ditty to taps one’s feet to.
Commodes without the mode
If loos were fashion, then Paris ones are those tossed into after-season sale bins—with missing buttons. Or maybe their loos are like dirty y-fronts with skid marks, flung in the corner of a mouldy bathroom. Compare the French fashion faux-pas with Changi Airport toilets in Singapore, which are like Givenchy silk haute couture, fresh from the drycleaners.
Je ne comprends pas
After the wait, finally entering the cubicle, it’s not as easy as it seems.  Firstly, some don’t have toilet seats, so you either have to crouch, get a cold butt and risk falling in.  Then the head scratching moment: whether to flush: push, pull, yank, foot pedal or leave for automatic.

Where to go: Types of loos
Right, so now you know that to do something biologically simple is logistically tricky in ‘gay Paree’.  What to do then when those three espressos to rouse you from jet-lag catch up with you?
The Loovre
Public monuments usually have loos, but there may only be three cubicles, in an area tucked behind some obscure art display.  And don’t mistake Marcel Duchamp’s artwork in Georges Pompidou for a quaint European public peeing area.   But then, desperate times call for desperate measures.  Perhaps that’s why I saw a guy willing to risk relief on a tree behind the Eiffel Tower, which is patrolled by chaps with automatic rifles. 
Blast Off
Walks between one beautiful building to the next is perhaps why Paris have the sanisettes.  These single cubicle, permanent street fixtures feel like an escape pod, except instead of space age technology, you need a peg to hold your nose, and the door could open at any moment ‘in flagrante de squatto’.  There’s even a rumour going around about small children being trapped in the wash cycle that occurs after 15 minutes.
Cash to Dash
Then there’s the Relais Toilettes, aka, you pay to pee.  Usually found at train stations, the system works by the pe-er deciding from the menu (pee only, or shower, or both (or not!), then handing over the money to someone behind a glass screen.  Usually a heavy-set lady with a sour face; ‘she who allows who pees’.  So for two times the price of a two-litre bottle of water, (ranging 50-70 centimes from a supermarket) one can again walk the cobbled stones without cringing.
Bar-humbug
So why not just go into a bar?  In the rush, you may not notice that the quaint little corner brasserie doesn’t even have a toilet: tricky after you’ve just gulped down a glass of mineral water to justify your presence.  Or the locals perched on stools swearing at the football game sneer at ‘l’étranger’ and make you feel like Al Gore at a Shell company cocktail party.
Code of silence
Even family-friendly tourist havens like Maccas and KFC have the trick of locking their loos with keypad codes.  One day, after sculling a tea, I felt like throwing a seated Ronald through the glass upon pulling the lock-tight door.  Alas, it was with minor mirth that while in Nice I looked at my receipt for the first time.  Yep, you guessed it.  A code for the loos.  Sigh.
Shopping centres may not even have public toilets, or if they do, then the signs lead you through the entire shop to reach it, right next to impulse buying items such as Evian water and tranquil water devices.
Lid of luxury
There are also the fancy toilets, but I never had the pleasure of manicure services or glossy magazines.  Called the ‘PointWC’ at about 1.5 euro a visit it’s a stretch, but when you can undo all the good work with a coffee from a vending machine or buying some fake nails at the same time, why not?

General Advice:

  • The key is not to wait until you need to go: use the can when you can, not when you must.
  • To make this trip less random, buy Philippe Dorcourt’s booklet ‘Paris-Pause-pipi’, which lists and maps where all the sanisettes are in Paris.  Available online for approx 2,80 euros. http://www.paris.pause-pipi.fr/
  • Try not to think about water while waiting in line.  And set a good example.  Get in and out like a rescue mission to the Congo…
  • Which you’d probably want to do anyway due to the filth. And as for how to use, remember the four ps: push, pull, pedal, automatic. Well the last one isn’t, but I’ve mentioned pee enough haven’t I?

Toilet jokes aside, there are many people out there with conditions who need to consider in all seriousness the availability of a toilet when going places; for men, an enlarged prostate; for women a smaller bladder during pregnancy, or a weakened pelvic floor post-pregnancy. The Australian solution to this need manifests in a government-run website for public toilet locations.  The British have the ‘British Toilet Association’. But, just as we tourists cannot force the Parisians to serve tea with tealeaves, we cannot dictate the standard and quantity of public toilets.  But being aware of where to go and not go can see you strolling down those Champs-Élysées instead of sprinting cross-legged until the miracle ‘W.C.’ appears. 
 

Christian Leadership Competencies need Substantial Change

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stephen kendal

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The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise to the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act a new. We must disenthrall ourselves, and we shall save our country (Abraham Lincoln 1862).

 

Periodically all of us irrespective of religious belief whether it be Christian or non-Christian (and those who do not have a religious belief) need to stand back from the hurly burly of daily business, and other aspects of living to determine those leaderships skills which need rejuvenation if leaders can succeed in future circumstances.  The approach of the Christmas and end of year is traditionally appropriate for this to be done.

 

For example Christian ideas have prevailed over a long history of social change but Christian ideas have never been relied on sufficiently as a principal source of enlightenment and therefore the competency of national leaders at the political level, in the corporations and small businesses, the trade unions and other critical areas such as the military.

 

Christianity has been relegated to a back seat for much the time because of the strong conviction of many of the need for a strong secular state and the poor record of Christians in persuading much society that Christian thinking should play a very strong part in adult leadership formation. Christians have found it very difficult to compete with the realists and pragmatic when it comes to influencing top-level leaders and this has been the situation for a very long time and may well continue if nothing is done.

 

Christians also have had in the past a sad history of denominationalism and discrimination.  In recent years much more of an attempt has been made to improve tolerance and dialogue between the different groups of Christians as well as with non Christian religions and of course atheists and agnostics. The result has meant a great improvement for human progress and better understanding and tolerance. For some Christians this has meant a revolution in approach.

 

Nevertheless Christians still stumble over basic questions over unity. Much of the modern discussion concerning ecumenism has not led to significant changes in the number and divisions between the long established groups. This is a great disappointment for those seeking a more adult and permanent solution which if mature should also include many more examples of different groups joining together even using methods of governance that reflect the common nature of the beliefs when held by so many.

 

Too many have given priority to realists who are content to develop approaches, which only recognise for example immediate physical realities. Christians should be prepared to better equip their thinking to provide relevant inspired and orthodox ideas that can answer individual and community concerns.

 

Realism is not necessarily anti-Christian because it is a concern based on observation of nature that all Christians maintain was created by God. Christian leaders therefore need to take up such a challenge to better foster leadership in the community, which recognises the benefits of their inspired thinking.

 

Christians should not be prepared -to let others do their thinking this is the lazy way out. Christians can correct this for example through better continuing and resourcing of Christian think tanks Christian based universities and professional bodies.

 

 

As a further suggestion it might be a good idea that all Christian Clergy when being trained for their role in future be trained together for at least part of their training before going to serve the various groups which they believe they are called to. This could be achieved quite readily in some instances. The final emphasis on their training would be depth and tolerance (all desirable qualities for Christian clergy).  Other aspects of the development of clergy also need support and encouragement.

 

In conclusion Christians could offer more discernment and be better suited to guidance of families and the nation if regular effort were made to rejuvenate and review the effectiveness of Christian inspired thinking and values to help individuals and society a long life’s pathways.  The leadership skills of those of other religions and others of no particular religious belief may even be a source  for Christians to be better leaders if such believers are tolerant and discerning and learn from other people’s approaches.

 

Public Service and the Australian Public Service

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stephen kendal

The APS is loosing its appeal to the average Australian and this has not gone unnoticed by Australian politicians. This is due in part to the diminished role the APS and other jurisdictions play in Australia, due to wide acceptance of the ideas of New Public Sector Management, established by Thatcher and other leading politicians, such as Blair and of course Australian leaders who have followed their approaches. The effect has been that public administration is becoming a minority experience for Australians and has been perceived as lacking sufficient ability to fix problems identified by Ministers and the community.

The lack of electoral consequence that this now means for APS and those agencies of other jurisdictions is that public administration is not high on the priority for enhancement by politicians and that solutions for policy are sought beyond such jurisdictions. There is now the danger that the APS and similar agencies will loose relevance entirely.

We could have reached the end of an era and the continued future of public administration is under question. The development of this such widely held perception has become prevalent in recent times as for example through the increasing variety and good quality of reports, prepared for Ministers and Government by experts other than public sector managers which were once relied on as the premier source of this work. Private for profit lobbyists and consultants are becoming the accepted experts, for the development of new options for Ministers and Government and the originators of contestable ideas of present and past policy directions.

APS agencies for example have become increasingly given resources, opportunities and mandate to get right the mastery of routine program management approaches, which have diminished the APS role of service to assuring compliance with Ministerial wishes and parliamentary legislation, originated in a recent parliamentary term and past policy. This has meant for the APS and similar jurisdictions a restriction in role because canvassing future options has become diminished or no longer a concern.

It appears that the result is for the APS and similar jurisdictions to leave alone arrangements which continue to work in the background to current events and to play increasingly a demeaning role in the development of fresh approaches, as these are now increasingly the domain of Ministerial staffers, consultants and lobbyist because these supporting staff, are all usually better connected personally and politically to Ministers and future Ministers and can benefit often substantially for original work.

In addition the APS for is no longer an institution guaranteeing security in employment. Current legislation for example now provides increasingly for dismissals and inefficiency proceedings are also becoming more common, which can have serious damaging effects on an individual’s situation, especially in gaining further employment opportunities, which necessarily require supporting references unobtainable in most disciplinary situations and then mean alternate job opportunities evaporate.

References are a necessary requirement in most jurisdictions and in the private sector’ to gain the support of another agency or private employer and it can be that supporting references may not be available to public sector managers caught up in the disciplinary approaches, outlined here for a considerable period with the result that such managers are unemployable. This now means that public sector managers now need to take out income insurance protection policies, to protect their interests against such measures, which have also now also become highly litigious and a feature most observers use to attribute only to countries such as the US. Litigation is now a feature of work in public administration and likely to stay.

Damage to security in employment is not restricted to the effects stemming from new disciplinary approaches adopted to manage for example APS managers’ performance. Emphasis on very high performance expectations or APS staff in meeting deadlines is common place, has now meant that established privileges such as flex time go increasingly unrecognised, as the requirement to meet deadlines has overridden such entitlements in practice and there appears little can be done to restore the flex time benefits made available as a result of APS and similar agency certified agreements.

Indeed APS managers now often work increasingly for many hours beyond standard working hours and are not being compensated later for their efforts, with time in lieu, because of the widely held perception that this is necessary for APS managers to first protect personal reputation and thus avoid inefficiency or similar proceedings (a possibility that can now arise) and increasingly utilised by senior management, bringing about at significant costs to the healthy performance of individual managers, because of much additional stress which results, especially as agencies now have insufficient support staff to give a hand to the managers to do quality checks when meeting deadlines.

We are all aware of the immense steps taken since Hawke and Keating and for example in the Howard years to reduce APS staff often explained relying on ideological ideas, as an effort to reduce the burden of the APS on the taxpayer and on the functioning of the wider community. The approach usually meant offering generous redundancy packages, to as many as possible to reduce for example APS agencies to very lean organisation reducing the role of public administration in the community.

In this regard many APS personnel for example were keen to accept packages sometimes believing that funds would not be available to repeat the exercise if they waited to see if even better times were on the horizon. Many Canberra based APS personnel who accepted the packages, needed other employment but the exercise of their redeployment to other areas of Australia and possibly elsewhere in Canberra was undertaken through reliance on the voluntary acceptance of the packages, without the assistance of a structural adjustment agency, which one might expect given the scale of the change involved, but not provided for by the APS or similar jurisdictions. Such an agency could have provided data as to where these personnel were finally relocated and also give greater transparency as to APS and similar jurisdictions management of the downsizing, which resulted.

Nevertheless the overall exercise appears to have been a success but the issues surrounding the competency of the former APS managers and any difficulties they had in finding new opportunities (through being left to their own devices) to find new situations, even though they would have had perceived deficiencies in many management skills and experience required to find new opportunities required especially by private sector bodies does not appear to have been researched sufficiently, or have proven to be a major barrier to their successful placement in new situations, many of which must have been private sector bodies.

Those who chose to exit the APS were left to develop there own development solutions, something that would have no doubt been catered for, had there been provision of a structural adjustment agency. The absence of such an agency, clearly resulted due to the lack of electoral significance for government and other politicians overseeing the changes, even though the changes involved for those choosing the exit option was considerable.

The APS staff who left their jobs in the 1980s and 1990s, must have been convinced they could do better and that the APS was a fizzer, when it came to the provision of long term benefits, such as a generous pension on retirement, once the principal attraction to commit to a life long career, which was an attraction which probably dates from the the depression years. More importantly the community has seemed broadly in tune with approaches of the Howard Government and earlier agendas, these changes went forward without public opposition. Perhaps it now the end of an era in APS public administration and that of other jurisdictions.

For example some of the beliefs and prejudices of the public sector reformers of the 1980s and 1990s and especially in the Howard years appear to have won endorsement from the wider Australian community. It was perceived that the APS and indeed other jurisdictions are not successful showpieces of management practice and leadership and not capable now of showing the way for the nation to be led.

Consistent with this belief major policy development questions in recent years have been outsourced due in part to the decreasing ability of for example the APS to provide the advice functions required.

This was in part due to the failure to establish within APS structures the benefits of the entrepreneurial spirit, which could free up development of policy options, which is so well recognised in the private sector. However APS and similar jurisdictions have both the function of wrestling with contestable ideas and compliance with the Ministers and Parliament and lack of success in reconciling these two aspects of public service has proven to be a major weakness at least at the present time.

 

The APS and similar jurisdictions in recognisising the importance of serving the established requirements of Ministerial leadership and responsibility have not adequately provided for the need of APS managers , to meet the requirements of public service and nurture its role, as an important vocation which can establish the public good, that lay beyond existing agendas and Ministerial requirements, and connect with the requirements of conscience and discernment and become an aspect of leadership of the community, embracing and endorsing the public service as a profession and not just a service provider to government and the wider community.

 

Programs for example the APS developed to support staff development, similar to those undertakings of other jurisdictions, include leadership programs based on well intended management development ideas and models, similar to those available from American texts, which clearly endorse good leadership and good practice of leadership, as a principal management function at all levels of responsibility, and enable the informed selection of good leaders and coaching of those seeking important management roles needed to deliver APS programs.

 

The benefits argued here, that might be looked for in establishing many more leadership opportunities for staff, than those that are restricted to the business side of public administration by also including desirable ends, such as reconnecting the links between personal inspiration (especially conscience) and factors such as community minded public service competencies, to then be used to select and promote effective public service leaders (a desirable end of public administration), especially when mangers are prepared and tolerated to look beyond the immediate concerns and restrictions of the requirements of the Minister and top management and the work place, despite the potential this can mean for occasional conflict when considering the development of the common good and the agendas of the public domain, which can arise especially because of the limitations of short term electoral concerns of a Minister and the other politicians established in public affairs of the day.

 

There is also increasing reduction in scope for supportive but apolitical public service in the APS because of the present emphasis in APS practice of for example of focusing only on the routines of agency functions, with the result consultants and lobbyists and Ministerial staff have become estblished as a clear alternate to APS activities. The net result has led to a severely reduced role and legitimacy for inspired thinking to public management and public sector reform in the APS and similar jurisdictions in Australia by public sector managers. This trend may not be able to be reversed unless there is significant rejuvenation of the role of the APS and similar jurisdictions.

 

The APS staff and those of other jurisdictions are by all accounts highly educated for their role in public administration, and this has long been a feature of public sector management in Australia. However it may have become counterproductive because of the small ask by top management to utilise all the skills available to such highly educated staff in the work place of today. The limited scope for benefiting from the highly developed and especially the brilliant aspects of the education of APS staff members thus, has a terrible consequence for the large number of APS personnel because of present restrictions to focus only on program management functions bringing about disappointment to most and result in a challenge to their personal development and public service capability while it continues.

 

It can as also argued here that this situation if not corrected, can lead to a less than adult approach in the work place, which has the effect of preventing much self realisation a goal supported as needed by many management theorists as desirable and seen as the principal factor underlying productivity in the work place.

 

Also top management in the APS and similar jurisdictions has fewer benefits than available to private enterprise counterparts and this can mean top management for example in the APS, is in fact inferior to private enterprise, because the talent needed to support the APS agencies is not sufficiently rewarded, and top public administration managers soon know they should move on. They are first class performers who are better provided for in the private sector. The attraction and rewards to top management in the APS and similar jurisdictions should not be based on philanthropic commitment and the broader public service considerations alone. The present situation is not viable and should not be continued.

 

There should be a better deal for the way APS and other jurisdictions in the way they approach the reward for the many other managers in public administration work.

 

For a long time now, many who took up APS managers roles over the years, and indeed those of other jurisdictions, have been content to accept lower wages and access to fewer benefits resulting in public administration work compared to private enterprise counterparts, whose employment is more risky but have benefits such as a share in the equity of a private enterprise organisation or even a share in profits and intellectual property rights for original work. Such benefits have never been available through public administration work, and this situation seems unlikely to be corrected unless there is overdue change.

 

However for many in the APS and other jurisdictions opportunities such as great retirement benefits remained a compelling advantage for those doing public administration work for many years, but these have now been diminished through newer pension schemes enacted through government legislation.

 

There are even those who suggest that in the future Governments of all jurisdictions will not provide pensions at all in future years as these schemes will not be affordable for the tax payer in future years. The resultant responsibility would thus fall completely on community members to provide for retirement and old age using their own resources.

 

These changes to APS and the conditions of work in public administration more widely will have the effect of making such employment far less attractive as a career and indeed has done much to diminish past concepts of a career path especially for young people.

 

The present lean nature of many APS and similar agencies has also had effects on the productivity and potential for creative fulfilment in the work place. Many managers in the APS for example, are inevitably stuck at middle management levels even though they may have progressed from lower levels and are equipped for more senior responsibilities. They learn through the world of hard knocks that it is unlikely they can progress much further because they have reached a glass ceiling of opportunities, through which very few can pass, because of the much fewer opportunities that are available for staff beyond the middle levels even though many at the middle levels of management, if given the opportunity of promotion would be very successful.

 

This recognition of a ceiling, to future promotion gives rise to serious motivation and productivity issues, and to the recognition of the personnel concerned that prospects for opportunities in lobbyist and consultancy organisations may be the only alternatives to their present situation, and these opportunities frequently mean greater financial rewards and recognition including rights to intellectual property and other rewards simply not available in agencies. The public sector managers of Australia – are the poor cousins of Ministerial staffers, consultants and lobbyists and their reward structures are insufficient to harness their full capability especially the requirements of original thinking.

 

The need to look beyond existing agency opportunities can also result from other well-known considerations. The lean nature of many agencies has meant greater pressure on individual managers to meet deadlines without the benefit of support staff, often invaluable to do quality checks of important work, usually destined for the public arena and the outcome of which can greatly influence reputation. The fun and joy that could be a feature of the workplace has become insignificant.

 

In addition to what has been argued above, many so called public service jobs have increasing degrees of automation, significantly reducing the need for personal interpretation and value adding.

 

Centrelink is an example of this approach, but it is not alone. Many of its functions are highly automated, reducing a manager’s discretion in this agency to only a fraction of potential, despite wide ranging knowledge and insight into the needs of clients. The work place in these circumstances has only minor opportunities for creative understanding and much reduced satisfaction results, because of the emphasis of the automated support to the manager, resulting in reduction in discretion of the individual manager and significantly the sense of challenge, enjoyed by the manager – when providing a service to a client.

 

Furthermore the present emphasis, on the Minister choosing the public service as only one possible source of information and advice, has limited the advice function of the APS. No longer frank and fearless as once desired. This aspect has meant for many that the APS and other jurisdictions no longer have the trust of Ministers to do the job and a perception that public administration is loosing essential credentials to do work outside routine situations. There is no sign that this approach will change soon.

 

The transition of many managers to alternate employment, inside and outside their agency is not well supported, but opportunities for short courses to support personal development have been available for APS and other agencies for some years, and could possibly be of assistance but much research is needed to assist in the evaluation of these measures and their provision and to establish whether coherent benefits have resulted. Opportunities exist in the tertiary sector for example to enter the private sector or improve management skills for agencies and through courses in public administration and public policy or business, but this can be a big ask for most managers and may not be financially supported by the APS agency or other jurisdiction the staff member belongs to.

 

It is well established that upfront fees for such courses can be considerable, and there is at tendency for APS agencies and indeed other jurisdictions to focus on the immediate benefits stemming from the course for the work of the agency and not the development needs of the individual manager, with the result the staff member must finance his course on his own resources.

 

Consequently unless APS managers caught up in the glass ceiling to further advancement, can use training and education resources to develop management and leadership skills to find new opportunities, morale and productivity suffer. Furthermore with the requirement to meet deadlines now an established feature of the work place, with little prospect of time off in lieu for long hours of work, personal health must suffer, and individuals even reach the stage of burnout . The result is that the APS work place looses its attractiveness and does not sustain life time commitment, a feature of earlier years in the APS, once considered a condition of service.

 

Solution to these dilemmas needs to be found by the APS authorities and similar jurisdictions. Much more scope for public service in the broadest community sense needs to be reconnected to the management role and the leadership development programs rather than rely simply on the requirement that managers must focus only on agency routines to support Ministerial and Government operations, which is no longer a viable solution to APS and similar jurisdictions management and leadership solutions, if public administration is once again to have a high reputation, and be relied on to find significant solutions to problems.

 

This could well mean that APS and similar jurisdiction development practices, especially concerning leadership, should be broadened beyond generic management skills, to support greater creativity in the work place. Indeed the public service deal for APS managers for example that has evolved over the years, needs to include greater rewards for top management and re-examination of the approaches intended for the many APS managers and those in other jurisdictions, who have not reached top management level. It is unlikely that past conditions of service will be reinstated, because of the approaches of most sides of politics have appeared supportive of the changes, and the community appears to have supported these changes electorally. Hence the need for a better deal, which should include better monetary rewards and may be other benefits available at this stage only to counterparts in the private sector.

 

Opportunities for champions of the public sector to emerge are rare and unlikely. For example famous seminal works on leadership and public sector management by leading APS practioners have not emerged, perhaps because the requisite talent is not yet available and also because of the restrictions on public comment and the restrictions on creativity often found in the work place.

 

Thus originality and the necessary discernment have not emerged, because of the failure of APS and similar jurisdictions, to develop public service leaders who can master creatively the important synergy between community and public management concerns, using appropriate personal resources, such as conscience and inspired judgement , a much needed requisite for fresh and outstanding leadership, which could provide the insight needed for seminal works on public management to become available in this country – prepared by public sector practioners.

 

It should be possible but we have yet to see, many examples of public service community leadership emerge, in the APS agencies and other jurisdictions, which inspires most people to look beyond their immediate responsibilities, but the private sector has established better credentials for leadership of this type and it is about time APS agencies and similar jurisdictions, enabled and developed their managers to be enlightened enough to make such a contribution to society and be provided the appropriate rewards to do so.

 

Changes such as these would mean improved perception of the public sector managers as of value and lead to a fairer and more appropriate deal in conditions and rewards for them and politicians would see greater reason to trust public administration for advice and support. Otherwise the APS and similar agencies will not achieve improved status and could be come a redundant method to solve public sector issues, except of the most mundane type.

 

Markets and Music a winning combination in Tuggeranong

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The Tuggeranong Indoor Community Market is always looking for new ways to make the markets a more enjoyable experience for everyone.

We are very pleased to welcome on board Annette Raison who is a professional singer and will be performing live at the markets Sunday November 30.

Annette has a passion for sixties and seventies music and we are certain you will be humming along to the well known songs as you browse the variety of stalls offering quality goods.

Annette is a very experienced performer and we invite you to come along enjoy the happy atmosphere that this talented singer helps to create.

She is only in Canberra for a limited time so we urge you to come and enjoy this free concert while you have the chance.

Tuggeranong Indoor Community Market

  • Sunday November 30
  • 10am – 2pm
  • Tuggeranong Community Centre (next to McDonalds)

 

Centrelink goes with the Mo

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Centrelink ''Mo-Captain'' Warwick Ellis with his Mo-team

Centrelink employees all over Canberra have relinquished their razors this month, joining a nationwide fundraising effort for Movember 2008.

Almost 50 local Centrelink staff have joined thousands of ‘MoBros’, ‘MoSistas’ and ‘MoTeams’ across the country this Movember, growing a moustache to raise awareness of men’s health issues.

The main objective of the Movember campaign is to improve the state of men’s health, primarily by raising the community’s awareness of health issues affecting men, specifically prostate cancer and depression.

Centrelink’s Movember Captain, Warwick Ellis from the National Support Office in Tuggeranong said it’s a great opportunity to raise funds for an excellent cause.

“All the money raised will go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia and beyondblue, the national depression initiative, so they can reach their aims of improving the state of men’s health,” Warwick said.

“Last year Centrelink was one of the top 30 fundraisers in Australia, raising over $14,000. This year we’re aiming even higher, with almost eighty MoBros and MoSistas registered.

“Centrelink always tries to get involved in events that embody community spirit, and this is just another example of the generous spirit of Centrelink staff in the ACT.”

Movember spokesperson, Luke Slattery, co-founding director and original Mo Bro said he was pleased with Centrelink’s continued dedication to the initiative.

“It is great to see MoBros and Sistas at Centrelink are getting behind Movember again this year,” Luke said.

“Centrelink’s support in 2007 meant they were part of a phenomenal effort which saw 96,000 Australians raise over $15 million for our charity partners, The Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia and beyondblue: the national depression initiative.”

 

Leadership skills for Australia

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stephen kendal

There is ample research fully backed by commonsense knowledge fully supporting that there is a continuing need for the development of practical leadership skills, both  within business organisations and indeed in public affairs throughout Australia, because these make possible a way forward for the institutions, business organisations and individuals throughout the community. 
Businesses and public service organisations were probably the first to take time to research the skills needed to enable leaders to resolve important issues for the private sector and for government.  The focus of this work has been to support and rejuvenate skills at the senior management and VIP levels, because of the need for effective and imaginative work at executive level. It was also hoped these would trickle down to the work face at middle management and lower levels for a good overall result.  It remains to be seen whether the strategy had the effects intended. 
While support has been available for leaders in public and private organisations, it has not been sufficient to development of the knowledge and insight needed for middle managers.
Indeed middle managers have been off the target for the majority of leadership approaches, despite the clear need to service aspects of leadership especially relevant for this group, eg mentoring to foster the personal growth skills needed to make the best of situations, and to find ways forward otherwise not possible because of the glass ceiling that the majority face within business organisations. 
This often means middle management have to be satisfied with a very poor handshake from their organisation, despite any of the talents and recognition by the Australian Public Service rarely extended to funds for part-time university or TAFE diploma courses or short professional courses, which could assist a move forward.  

MIDDLE MANAGERS HAVE BEEN LEFT OUT
A raw deal of this nature means that this development as leaders becomes stultified becomes stultified.  Frustration can enter the picture and, as is well known, considerable turnover results.  In turn his often means a succession problem results, so senior management functions (for example) cannot be handed  to suitably competent and identified candidates.  This is well known to be the case for  women candidates for Secretary positions in the Australian Public Service even though women managers are presently form about 60% of APS employees. 
 Organisations — both private or public-need to allow significantly increased resources to the development of mid-level staff — either to enable successful promotion, or to enable a move to an alternate field (thus retraining), or to enable need fulfilment through the creation for higher paid staff (as distinct from line positions). 
Given the consequential frustration of middle and lower levels of management and the resultant turnover that must result it appears that Government in Australia cares very little about helping resolve the mobility and relocation issues for less successful staff of either the public or private sector. For example, why not a public authority to support relocation of staff to where they may most be needed, such as one of the nation’s major rural regions, or indeed off-shore to support the growing network of Australian- based government and private organisations.  The current approach only encourages a mentality, which is not Australian, of every man for himself, or, worse still survival of the fittest. 
Despite the obvious need for recognition and identification of top leaders, the search processes and market for such VIPs is unnecessarily shrouded in secrecy and red tape, and backroom melodramas.  Negotiations – usually not known to others – seem relied on to fix salary (especially benefit packages).  There appears to be strong reliance on Wall Street – type principles of emphasising excessive masculine traits such as survival of the fittest, and sports- like courage codes rather than formal ethics or contract compliance evaluation (often without evidence – based material to determine success). 
 

 

PUBLIC LEADERSHIP
It is well known that public affairs here in Australia (as indeed overseas) have continuous issues of identifying leaders and policy ideas. However the policy ideas advocates through experience and often training have proven often to be the best available when presenting the options to for the community through the electoral process, for example.  

The leadership skills needed for public affairs are those therefore that become focused on community, community ideas development, public affairs debates and broadcasts for open discussion (especially of executive proposals) and, importantly, of federal and international relations.  If the open nature of the public arena were to suffer greatly or not operate as expected, the system of public leadership development and the electoral choice process relied on for corrections to be made to misdirected ideas and wrong decisions would suffer greatly.  Australians should of  be insistent the best standards are observed otherwise freedom of discussion would suffer greatly. 
 

 

AUSTRALIA’S SITUATION
Australia’s place in the world – especially since the 80’s and also more recent resources boom – means there are very strong interrelationships with the wealth, policies and challenges of the rest of the world.  People now come to live and visit from all over the world, to better understand us. 
The nature of skills development in the international area appears to be of a high standard. The few who have made it to the top of an executive tree either in the private sector or in politics, have got there after a very long period of hard knocks and determined self – reliance. 
 Australians are now well-respected and original contributors in the areas of international business (especially resources and agriculture) and politics (international peace such as Vietnam and the Middle East).  We have our own national track record and are helping others develop pathways to achieve and recognise success in these areas and have therefore the potential to offer our own understanding of leadership development.  Our academics and consultants are well equipped to offer great assistance both to developing nations such as Indonesia, and now to sophisticated nations such as South Africa, who need more strategic skills that would give further impetus to those countries’ fast growing economies, particularly in the areas of science, engineering and project management, which could guide and fast-track development of such economies. 
 

THE LESSONS
Our community has not learnt some lessons.  Important project and development work supported by Australia has aided a nation such as Indonesia, with infrastructure such as bridges. Similar work is needed today, especially in Africa (including South Africa)
Projects of this nature have highlighted need for high expertise in management and policy to be passed on to aid beneficiaries. 
Issues concerning management and leadership skills have become prominent in Australia  (in some States or Territories) because shortages of credentialed and experienced leaders from local government can mean lack of successful succession planning to higher levels of management and public affairs leadership. Ideally the market for leaders in all areas of government and business would be sufficient to allow mobility agency-to-agency and business to business nation wide, and recognise very little formal distinction between public and private business. If only there were an ideal world to make all this come true.
 

SKILLS GAPS
However political and business change has successes but it does have its costs.  Great leadership, for example concerning a controversy (something brand new but untried by many)’ can lead to a business or community leader loosing position unless his (her) success is rewarded because the majority of those in business or the community do not accept what is rolled out for them by a proposer.
 Consequently from the proposers, perspective there is no closure, or sale confirmed of what was offered.  It is a fact of life that the leadership skills identified in business and public affairs do not also tell us of the need for closure and effective sales skills, because these are competencies known to those who have learned from experience (especially in market driven situations) rather than literature.
In conclusion it appears that the leadership development needs of the work force are unduly oriented toward top management, rather than toward resolving the frustration and turnover issues of middle and lower levels of management.  It seems quite true that there is too much reliance on the market to rely on relocation of middle managers and lower levels of management to different organisations and locations across Australia.  The major area of skills deficiency in Australia is the international skills now needed for business organisations important for the national economy and indeed public affairs.
The models of leadership accepted so often do not include the street-smart market driven skills of closure and selling without which management and public affairs strategies are ineffective.  These skills because they are experience based do not appear sufficiently recognised by academics and consultants who are often relied on to assist with identifying, selecting and evaluating leaders.  Accordingly we all need to go forward by recognising this and accordingly changing what we think of leadership to include the skills of selling and closure. 

 

Shaolin Martial Arts feature of upcoming Beijing Tour

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Wind of Shaolin fuses contemporary dance with martial arts with stunning effect

From the moment the ancient Chinese bell resounds around the theatre until the last performer has left the stage, the Zhengzhou Song and Dance Theatre from Beijing transports its audience back in time to an Eastern world that Westerners can only begin to imagine.

A fusion of martial arts, contemporary dance, Chinese folk songs and audio/visual effects, Wind of Shaolin is a visual feast.

The romantic story of a Shaolin monk who ‘performs life and death struggle between justice and evil’ could be described as an Eastern take on Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.

The spirit of Shaolin Kungfu pulsates throughout this dramatic piece set in the Hunan Province in China and woven around the traditions of the famous Shaolin Monks.

A delicate pas de deux transforms quickly into a high energy army of kungfu masters performing incredible martial arts and acrobatic feats.

There’s something for everyone in Wind of Shaolin. It is the first show of its kind to come out of China, blending modern dance with ancient martial practices.

The 86 Chinese performers are passionate about telling a story of their culture to the world through song, dance and martial arts. Many of them lived and trained at the Shaolin Temple in preparation for their performance.

Canberra Theatre 28, 29, 30 January 2009. Tickets $55-$89.90. Suitable for children. Tickets available now from Canberra Theatre (02) 6275 2700 or www.canberratheatrecentre.org.au.

 

Pride and Prejudice back by popular demand

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LtoR: Alissa Pearson, Cara Irvine, Lainie Hart with Lexi Sekuless front in Pride and Prejudice opening at the Q Theatre on 22 November

After the outstanding response to Free Rain Theatre Company’s season of Pride and Prejudice at the Courtyard Studio earlier this year, a return season is about to commence at Queanbeyan’s Q Theatre.

With a mostly all-new cast and a new playing space, the show will delight audiences—particularly Jane Austin fans.

Pride and Prejudice casts a quietly critical eye at class, manners and the dependence of 19th century women on contracting a ‘good’ marriage in order to function in society.

Liz Bradley plays a delightfully gauche Mrs. Bennet who is desperately determined to secure good matches for her daughters, while trying to keep control of her ‘nerves’.
 

CAT Award Winner Lexi Sekuless and seasoned actor David Pearson sizzle as the independent-thinking Miss Elizabeth Bennet and prideful Mr Darcy. They are supported by an all-star cast: Brian Daly, Ben Westcoot, Jodi McAlister, Lainie Hart, Alissa Pearson, Shanna Provost, Phillip Marian, Euan Bowen, Scott Cummings, Cara Irvine and Barbara Sekuless.

“I have been privileged to work with an intuitive and vibrant cast who have brought life to this archetypical piece of work. Jane Austen is a keen observer of human behaviour. She shows that while men and women often think too highly of themselves, deceive or flatter others and act stupidly, they are also capable of love, kindness and moral growth. Her heroes and heroines are deeply human”, says Director Anne Somes.

Audiences will delight at this faster-paced, very funny yet poignant interpretation of a classic classic.

Sessions at the Q Theatre at 8pm on 26,27, 28 & 29 November. 2pm on 22 & 29 November. 5pm on 23 & 30 November. Tickets $22 for all matinees and $30/$24 conc. for evening performances. Bookings essential on (02) 6298 0290.

 

 

New book about the AIDEX '91 peace protests now available in Canberra.

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Book Cover

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE: THE AIDEX ’91 STORY
By Iain McIntyre
144 pages- HOMEBREW PRESS

In November 1991 over 1000 protesters blockaded the National Exhibition Centre in Canberra for 12 days with the aim of shutting down the Australia International Defence Exhibition. AIDEX ’91 saw the most police violence and highest number of arrests in the Australian Capital Territory since the Vietnam era. Although the exhibition was eventually able to go ahead the blockade caused enough disruption to ensure that no one would dare hold another arms fair on this scale in Australia again. The success of the protest came at a cost however with hundreds of demonstrators injured and their actions attacked in the mainstream media.

Alongside a detailed account of the protest itself Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life: The AIDEX ’91 Story traces the background of the blockade amidst the growth of opposition to the Australian arms industry during the 1980s. Using the words of the protesters themselves the book also explores the lessons of AIDEX ’91, the effect of the protest on a generation of Australian activists and the way in which similar strategies were used to stop the 2008 Asia Pacific Defence Exhibition from occurring. The book features many photos from both the AIDEX ’89 and ’91 protests.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life is available in Canberra from Smith’s Alternative Bookshop or on-line from http://foe.org.au/shop and www.3cr.org.au/shop
 

A village can make a difference

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Steve Howarth, Tim Davis and Nathan Lee just three of the Mo Jasper team helping to raise awareness of men''s health issues during Movember.

Wee Jasper is a tiny village. Whilst only an hour from Canberra it really can feel remote at times. The Australian Bureau of Statistics puts the population at 80 but no-one has ever really been able to confirm it.

When someone is ill, or worse, in a place like Wee Jasper the impact is felt throughout the tight-knit community.

This year the whole village decided to do something to raise awareness of men’s health issues, particularly prostate cancer and depression. Issues that have directly affected the community in recent times.

As part of the Movember initiative, team Mo Jasper was born, with Captain Janet Bell at the helm. Thirty-five members have already registered. There are a lot of Mo Bros, and one or two Mo Sisters, in Wee Jasper.

"Men’s health is a big issue around here," said Janet, who is also the proprietor of The Stables Tavern in Wee Jasper, "We’ve lost a few in recent times. They can be a tight-mouthed bunch these blokes so if growing a mo can raise some money and get men talking about important health issues then it’s worth it."

Wee Jasper put out the call and the Mo Bros answered. Everyone from station hands, shearers, local business people, council workers, graziers, visitors and campers who frequent the beautiful valley are taking part.

It’s not just locals supporting team Mo Jasper. Wee Jasper is the sort of place that sticks in your heart once you have spent some time there. Donations are coming in from all over Australia and members are signing up from the Riverina, Southern Highlands, Sydney, the Illawarra and the A.C.T.

As the captain of the Mo Jasper team, Janet can’t believe the response.

"We have had donations from people from all over New South Wales, some have even signed up and are growing moustaches for the cause. It’s a great feeling to know that people support Movember and our community. Some people have been visiting here for thirty or more years. It’s like one big, extended family." Janet said.

Team Mo Jasper plans on celebrating the end of a hairy month on 28 November at The Stables Tavern with a classic Motown party. Moleskins, boots and Akubras will be swapped for flares, platforms shoes and ‘fros.

No doubt there will be a staggering variety of mos on display and it’s a terrific opportunity for those who can’t grow a mo to take part and donate to a very worthy cause.

Movember raises money for the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia and beyondblue: the national depression initiative.

For further information on Movember and the Movember Foundation go to www.movember.com.au. You can donate to the Mo Jasper team on the site also or contact Janet Bell on 02 62279619.

 

 

Bill of Writes gets it right

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Review by Shanna Provost

The true test of a play is its successful exposition in front of an audience. As part of its Made in Canberra season, the Street Theatre provided six members of the ACT Region Playwrights with the opportunity to give their works ‘legs’ to test for viability and durability.

The importance of a synergistic collaboration between writer, director and actor to cocreate a piece that exudes life and colour was quite evident, with a varying audience response to each piece presented under the ‘Bill of Writes’ banner.

Weaving their stories around the central theme of human (and in one case, animal) rights certainly tested the playwrights’ mettle and showed the many variations there can be upon a single theme.

Directors Max Barker, Terry Johnson and PJ Williams worked up tight pieces for writers Bill Fleming, Eris Jane, Jim Jones and Noel Milson. Katie Pollock and Joan McGillivray double dipped as writer/director of their own works.

The shorter, sharper pieces confirmed the adage that ‘less is more’, enjoying a positive audience response, while the longer piece that closed the evening lost its audience midway with its convolutions—clear evidence indeed of the value in writers releasing their work to the collaborative process.

Standout writing from Bill Fleming at the top of the evening, whose cynical take on Public Service processes in Christmas Hijinks was well acted to highlight Fleming’s sharp wit (which perhaps even cut a little too close to the Public Sector bone).

Eris Jane’s engaging Lifting Lucy was enhanced by its strong cast and Jane’s memorable quips such as “L:I’m the one who’s dying! C:That’s just a timing thing”.

It is only through programs such as the Made in Canberra Season at The Street Theatre that emerging local playwrights get the opportunity to hone their craft, so the last hurrah must go to The Street for supporting the evidently quite capable local playwrighting industry.

ACT Region Playwrights meet at the ACT Writers Centre at 7.450pm on the first Thursday of each month. Contact [email protected].

Absent minded teens- exposed and burnt reveals new Cancer Council research

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Absent-minded teens – exposed and burnt reveals new Cancer Council research
Main reason for getting sunburnt – “I forgot to protect myself”

Teens continue to put themselves at unnecessary risk of skin cancer by spending excessive time in the sun and forgetting to protect themselves, according to new Cancer Council research.

Findings from the Cancer Council’s National Sun Protection Survey show teens spend an average of two hours (1hr 51mins) in the sun during peak UV, with almost a third who get sunburnt saying they “forgot” to protect themselves.

Announcing the results to launch National Skin Cancer Action Week (16-22 Nov) – www.cancer.org.au/skincancerweek, Cancer Council Australia CEO, Professor Ian Olver, said that while the research showed adults were behaving more responsibly and burning less, teens weren’t absorbing the SunSmart message as effectively.

“One in four teens is still getting sunburnt on a typical summer weekend, compared with just 14% of adults,” Professor Olver said*. “Adults are clearly getting the message, but we need to more effectively target younger people.

“More than 430,000 Australians get skin cancer and 1600 Australians die from it each year, yet most skin cancer is preventable simply by being SunSmart.”

Chair of Cancer Council Australia’s National Skin Cancer Committee, Craig Sinclair, said fewer teens were deliberately seeking a tan, but were still spending too long in the sun without adequate protection. “Fewer adults are outdoors during peak UV (down from 73% in 2003-04 to 67%), but teens are out in large numbers (82%),” Mr Sinclair said. “Only 4% wear a wide-brimmed hat, compared to 24% of adults.

"Among teens who saw media reports about Vitamin D, 17% said the reports made them think they needed to go out in the sun more without protection, in order to get enough Vitamin D*".

Australasian College of Dermatologists Honorary Secretary, Dr Stephen Shumack, said skin cancer in young people was more common than thought. “We regularly see the effects of sun damage in young people, with patients in their 20s requiring disfiguring treatments at times."

The recent survey also indicated an improvement in the number of Canberra adults liking to get a tan down from 38% in 2003 to 31%. Whilst it also reported the number of Canberra adults who attempted a sun tan fall from16% in 2003 to 9%- a significant improvement. However roughly 29,000 (or 13%) Canberra adults are still getting sunburned over a typical summer weekend

The Cancer Council ACT has free resources to assist Canberra high schools and colleges toward educating teens about the real dangers associated with too much sun. To obtain resources or for more information on skin cancer prevention and awareness contact the Cancer Council ACT on 6257 9999 or www.actcancer.org

Cancer Council ACT contact: David Wild. 6257 9999.

Licence to fill-the indulgences of 007 cuisine

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Serving it up Bond style

Shaken, not stirred.
Not: steamed vegies with skinny latte. The tag line for fictional British agent James Bond’s Martini preference is a corny cocktail party ice-breaker.What most people may not know about Bond is that the man loves his food just as he loves his women. In the book Diamonds Are Forever, Bond tells love interest Tiffany Case that his idea of a girl is one who can make sauce bearnaise as well as love.
But what exactly does a man – who could die while saving the world – eat? And could the mere civilian indulge as Bond does and live to Die Another Day?

James Bond is a character created by Ian Fleming in 1953 and since then has lived adventures in 12 books, 2 short story collections and 23 films. The cool and collected killer saves the world and suaves his way through casinos with as much ease as he freefalls from tall buildings — about as close to a real-life superhero anyone can aspire to be.

Indeed, it’s far easier for mere mortals to order eggs Benedict, rather than break into a Soviet embassy or convert a lesbian to heterosexuality. That’s why Fleming wanted the reader to taste Bond’s life – if not through his blood and sweat – then through what he ate:

My contribution to the art of thriller-writing has been to attempt the total stimulation of the reader all the way through, even to his taste buds.

In one of many descriptions on dining, Fleming indulges the reader with the richness of Bond’s breakfast routine:
Sitting down to The Times, he breakfasts on two large cups of very strong coffee, from De Bry in New Oxford Street, brewed in an American Chemex and an egg served in a dark blue egg cup with a gold ring round the top, boiled for three and a third minutes. There is also wholewheat toast, Jersey butter and a choice of Tiptree ‘Little Scarlet’ strawberry jam, Cooper’s Vintage Oxford marmalade and Norwegian Heather Honey from Fortnum and Mason, served on blue Minton china. Breakfast is prepared by May, his Scottish housekeeper, whose friend supplies the speckled brown eggs from French Marans hens. [From, The James Bond Dossier website www.tjbd.co.uk]

As you can read, there’s more than just a little name-dropping, but Fleming didn’t receive any endorsements – this was before product placement took a grip on cinema with its lingering shots of Omega watches and BMW badges.

Why did Fleming make food and drink such a focus in his writing as much as the description of battle scars and the freak show of dastardly villains? Come on, if Bond ordered Caesar salad, hold-the-bacon-mayonnaise-and-croutons, would any woman want to jump into bed with his no-carb abs?  A man’s man is a meat fiend, a connoisseur of the dangerous and rare. Willing to risk the ire of caviar protectionists worldwide, he tosses beluga-covered blini into his mouth with about as much guilt shown after tucking his Walther PPK back in its holster.

What do you think Bond’s favourite meal would be?Something grand, like smoked confit of venison with raspberry jus and truffle oil rosti, or would he be more into British ‘bangers ‘n’ mash? He’ a bit in the middle – simple, good-quality ingredients prepared with care, ‘just so’. There’s even a James Bond recipe by Fleming for the humble Scrambled eggs.

Throughout his travels around the world, Bond tastes the local cuisine as much as he samples the local women. When he’s with CIA counterpart Felix Leiter in the US, he eats Little Neck Clams and Fried Chicken Maryland.In France it’s cold langoustine; in Italy, tagliatelle verde. Universal to anywhere, anytime, is the staple of oysters, beluga caviar, eggs (Benedict, en concotte, scrambled) and any array of grilled meat accompanied by potatoes.

Overall, Bond eats rather well; a good balance of protein and carbs.  He also eats fruit, such as fresh figs, strawberries and pineapple. His aversion to cream-based sauces is from snobbery rather than health; he believes it masks the taste of poor quality meat. This is no man to eat donuts on a stakeout.
But the downfall in his lifestyle is alcohol, cigarettes and coffee. And not just because of the drugs laced in it as in Dr. No.
Drinking
By the time of Thunderball, (9th book) Bond’s daily intake of spirits is around half a bottle.  And that doesn’t even count other drinks such as champagne of any mentioned brands: Dom Perignon, Bollinger, Taittinger, and Veuve Cliquot.
Fleming describes the role of drinking in 007’s life:

Drink relaxed Bond. His only rule was not to get drunk, but perhaps for 20 years he had hardly gone to bed cold sober. His other rules were not to drink at midday or after dinner, and never to drink liqueurs.

The ‘Atomic Martinis’ebsite calculated that Bond has had 431 drinks, with more than the standard Martini as his poison cocktail of choice; such as the Vesper, the Old-Fashioned, the Negroni and the Americano.
No wonder he had developed his own hangover cure of a ‘prairie oyste’ [egg yolk, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco, vinegar and tomato sauce].

To stay awake for long stakeouts, Bond would drink coffee, usually some name-dropped straight black Jamaican blend. Despite being on her Maj’s secret service, tea was described by Fleming through Bond as the ‘flat, soft, time-wasting opium of the masses.’
Smoking

In the film version of You Only Live Twice, Bond uses a Q-branch secret weapon explosive cigarette to cause distraction long enough for him to sabotage the rocket launch. This wasn’t the only danger of cigarettes; Bond would smoke 60 a day of custom-made special Balkan and Turkish mixture with three gold bands on the filter.

If we civilians were to live the same lifestyle – except without skiing Swiss slopes and swimming with shark – surely our livers would be pickled, and our lungs spluttering in an overdose of smoke. The rich butter-based seafood dishes would result in fat-clogged arteries, though the favourite ingredient of eggs may counteract this.
However, having a licence to kill means you live each day as your last. Sure, his liver and heart are likely to have a short countdown like an impending nuclear explosion at Fort Knox, but Bond needs the energy to fight off assassins, seduce ladies, and chase bad guys.He’s fiction. In real life he’d be a pudgy, spluttering alcoholic with poor blood circulation.

But as Bond said in You Only Live Twice:
 I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them; I shall use my time…

So one night as James Bond won’t hurt.
Just don’t cook it yourself, as the man himself recommends: [website: The Commander’s Club]

Show no knowledge of how food is actually prepared. You have never cooked a meal in your life. What you eat is provided either by the Scottish treasure who keep house for you or by a girl or by a restaurant. In your world, a meal appears, is devoured and vanishes.

James Bond Menu

The Vesper
Stonecrabs and melted butter
James Bond Scrambled Eggs
Green figs

/////The Vesper///////
This cocktail was devised by Bond in honour of Vesper Lynd, the double agent love interest in Casino Royale. Bond states that he named the drink ‘The Vesper’, because once he tasted it, it was all he wanted to drink.

‘A dry martini," [Bond] said. ‘One. In a deep champagne goblet.’
‘Oui, monsieur.’
‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?’
‘Certainly, monsieur.’ The barman seemed pleased with the idea.
-Ian Fleming, Casino Royale

NOTES:
 * Kina Lillet is no longer available. Use Lillet Blonde instead or Dry Vermouth with a dash of bitters.
* For the more hardcore authentic drink, use 100 proof Vodka—as per 1953 standards.
* Use a champagne goblet – not a martini glass.


/////Stone Crabs/////
Bond ate stone crabs while dining with gluttonous businessman Mr Du Pont in Goldfinger:
The meat of the stonecrabs was the tenderest, sweetest shellfish he had ever tasted. It was perfectly set off by the dry toast and the slightly burned taste of the melted butter. The champagne seemed to have the faintest scent of strawberries. It was ice-cold. After each helping of crab, the champagne cleaned the palate for the next. They ate steadily and with absorption and hardly exchanged a word until the dish was cleared.

Steamed Stone Crab Claws with Melted Butter [From Saveur.com]
SERVES 4
Stone crab claws – the only part of the shellfish that’s eaten – are usually served chilled, but they’re still quite tasty when steamed and eaten with a little melted butter, like lobster.
1/2 stick (4 tbsp.) butter
32 large stone crab claws, chilled
1 lemon, cut into wedges
1. Put uncracked claws into a steamer basket and set over steamer pot of boiling water over high heat. Cover and steam until heated through, about 5 minutes.
2. In the meantime, melt butter in a small pan, being careful not to brown it. Remove from heat. Transfer to small serving bowl.
3. Remove claws from steamer, crack shells, and serve with melted butter and lemon wedges.
This recipe was first published in Saveur in Issue #57


//////Green Figs with Yoghurt//////
When visiting Turkey, Bond knew which foods were as tantalising as the exotic belly dancers.He eats figs at ally Darko Kerim Bey’s Station T, in From Russia With Love:
‘The yoghourt, in a blue china bowl, was deep yellow and with the consistency of thick cream. The green figs, ready peeled, were bursting with ripeness, and the Turkish coffee was jet black and with the burned taste that showed it had been freshly ground.’

Green Figs Stewed in Honey with Vanilla, Lemon Zest and Thyme [From http://www.spicelines.com]
To serve two
Ingredients:
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon water
1 6-inch vanilla bean (I prefer Mexican)
2 or 3 strips of lemon zest
1 sprig of lemon thyme (or any other thyme)
8 ounces fresh Calimyrna or other green-skinned figs

Method:
1. Rinse the figs and pinch off the stems. Cut them in half and set aside.
2. Split the vanilla bean in half lengthwise and cut each half into 2 or 3 pieces.
3. In a small saucepan, combine the honey, water, vanilla bean and lemon zest over the lowest flame. Stir to dissolve the honey and turn off the heat. Add the figs, gently toss them in the honey mixture, and let them macerate, covered, for an hour.
4. After an hour, add the lemon thyme. Turn the heat to very low and gently simmer the figs for 30 to 40 minutes, turning them carefully so that they don’t fall apart but are just cooked through. Remove the pan from the heat and let them cool to room temperature.
5. You can eat the figs now if you like, but they are even better if you leave them overnight to soak up the syrupy vanilla and lemon-infused juices they have exuded. To serve, divide the figs between two bowls and spoon their pale pink syrup over them. Serve with Greek yoghurt, of course, and coffee. Very black.
 


///James Bond Scrambled Eggs//////
Described in Fleming’s Thrilling Cities

. . . The Edwardian Room at The Plaza, a corner table. They didn’t know him there, but he knew he could get what he wanted to eat – not like Chambord or Pavillon with their irritating Wine and Foodsmanship and, in the case of the latter, the miasma of a hundred different women’s scents to confound your palate. He would have one more dry martini at the table, then smoked salmon and the particular scrambled eggs he had once (Felix Leiter knew the head-waiter) instructed them how to make:

For four individualists:
12 fresh eggs
Salt and pepper
5-6 oz. of fresh butter.

Break the eggs into a bowl. Beat thoroughly with a fork and season well. In a small copper (or heavy bottomed saucepan) melt four oz. of the butter. When melted, pour in the eggs and cook over a very low heat, whisking continuously with a small egg whisk.
While the eggs are slightly more moist than you would wish for eating, remove the pan from heat, add rest of butter and continue whisking for half a minute, adding the while finely chopped chives or fines herbes. Serve on hot buttered toast in individual copper dishes (for appearance only) with pink champagne (Taittinger) and low music.
 

 

Money as Debt and who controls us

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Money as Debt, is a video link and is well worth watching (45 minutes) to understand the invisible powers that control our society and explains the "why" behind the sudden global drop in interest rates.

Contrary to what the banks and government seem to be doing, which is make it easier for those with existing loans to cope, it is a creative way to get more new loans, which in turn builds more personal and national debt.

It also explains the recent onslaught of credit card pre-approvals in our mailboxes since the recession issue has graced our general media, when common sense would have us tightening our belts.

Our money / credit system has been in play for over 300 years but the true value of what is produced and created becomes irrelevant compared to the ease with which banks can profit from every single loan written.

Assess it for yourself on http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9050474362583451279 and be as gobsmacked as I was at the quotes of past Bank of England chairmen, early US presidents and a recent Rockefella.

Please show your children, friends, local Council and Members of Parliament for we are all quite niave about money’s history and value system; then you’ll know why they don’t teach this in school.