A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
“Well, it’s a lot better actually, but………..it’s still there.”
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes.
“How’s that?” he asks again more confident.
“That’s wonderful! What did you do?”
“I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.”